I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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