Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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