I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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