Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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