god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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