I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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