I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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