I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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