Do vagina's smell?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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