i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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