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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.

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• (914): View more from New York

  so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.

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• (619): View more from California

  My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.

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  It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later

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