All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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