I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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