I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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