what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.