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• (773): View more from Illinois

  he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving

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• (631): View more from New York

  I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...

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• (818): View more from California

  Everything about him screamed your future.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

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• (530): View more from California

  It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.

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• (516): View more from New York

  drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.

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