My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
