Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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