He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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