For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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