when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i would punch a child for taco bell
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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