we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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