All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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