I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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