I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
