Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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