if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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