Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..