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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask

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• (817): View more from Texas

  maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death

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• (760): View more from California

  Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

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• (818): View more from California

  She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?

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• (518): View more from New York

  The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.

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• (949): View more from California

  Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape

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  his single is called “stick some holes in it”

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• (315): View more from New York

  Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER

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  Still got in the car though

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