i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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