butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we made out on top of his cat.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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