He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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