Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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