Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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