what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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