I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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