If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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