the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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