I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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