we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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