Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
