Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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