I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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