are you still at the devil's house?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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