HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
