How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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