just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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