she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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