i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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