You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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