do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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