just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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