Your tits are I can't wait for
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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