I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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