Dual....:-)
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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