sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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