Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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